EXPOSE: Documents Reveal Disney Paid Off Hurricane Dorian to Avoid Orlando
In another great victory for American capitalism, media giant Disney flexed its cultural muscles and paid a lump sum of $6 million to the category…
In another great victory for American capitalism, media giant Disney flexed its cultural muscles and paid a lump sum of $6 million to the category…
God has recently announced that professors who assign McGraw-Hill Connect homework “must answer for their crimes”. In a proclamation last week, God Themselves came down…
The UCF LARP club has been using Memory Mall to prepare for the inevitable apocalypse, their president said. “C’mon man, we got Trump, global warming,…
America’s health insurance industry has gone through a lot of ups and downs on its tax-deductible journey through the seven rings of hell. Millennials have…
The Stallion was lucky enough to see a press showing of Theatre UCF’s Titanic, and we are happy to report that the experience was altogether…
A groundbreaking study from the University of Central Florida psychology department has revealed the existence of what some are calling humankind’s ‘real sixth sense’. As…
In a not-so-surprising turn of events, the UCF Board of Trustees has hired the Ghost of Al Capone, a famous mobster and money launderer, to…
Shocking news broke Tuesday afternoon after the sudden announcement of President Dale Whittaker’s resignation. The resignation letter, posted by the UCF President himself, sent shockwaves…
UCF’s very own Knightro has been selected to be a part of an elite space recovery team tasked to find and rescue NASA’s Rover Opportunity….