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Campus Life, News, Politics November 4, 2020

Student Declares Self New SGA President, Because People Can Just Say Things Now I Guess

Thomas Anderson, a junior business major with no prior SGA experience, declared late last night that he had won the student election, despite receiving precisely zero percent of the vote.

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