UCF Bookstore Announces ‘Happy Hour’ Initiative
After months of consistently dwindling sales, the UCF Bookstore announced last Thursday it would be introducing a new “Happy Hour.” Where between 11am-1pm they will…
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New App Reveals You and Your Professors Astrological Compatibility
“I was wondering why I failed chemistry the last two semesters,” stated sophomore engineering student, Rebecca Jones. “But once I learned Professor Hickman was a…
Grandmothers Enroll in UCF to Put an End to Liberal Brainwashing Machine
After a decade long battle on Facebook walls and direct messages, the elderly war on higher education has entered a new arena: University of Central…
UCF Global Will Start Sending Study Abroad Students to Epcot’s “Around the World”
Part of the college experience might involve getting the chance to pursue credits for your degree in another country. Many students within the past few…
UCF students perfectly content with letting Red Dead Redemption 2 ruin their GPA
After the release of the prequel to 2010’s Red Dead Redemption on October 26th, UCF saw a 30 percent decrease in student attendance, according to…
FDA Declares UCF Spirit Splash “Easily the Grossest Thing, Like Ever”
As another UCF homecoming week comes to an end, another outbreak cholera rears its ugly head back into the student body. With UCF having more…
UCF Greek Life Approves New Tri Kappa Chapter
The brothers and sisters on Greek Row are about to get a new neighbor after UCF Panhellenic recently approved a new chapter of the Kappa…
UCF to Tear Down Health and Public Affairs Buildings I & II to Build ‘Mega-Starbucks.’
Recent plans have emerged for new developments on the UCF Main Campus. Health and Public Affairs (HPA) Buildings 1 & 2 are set for demolition…
63 South Employee Accidentally Stumbles Upon Subterranean ‘Feral Commons’
A student’s accidental trip into the basement of renowned food establishment 63 South has revealed the existence of what students are now deeming ‘Feral Commons’….