The Stallion’s 6 Tips for Finding Parking at UCF
A lot of things are different around campus during the summer semester, but one thing remains the same: it is impossible to find parking on…
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This was my last year as an undergraduate at UCF and it’s been one hell of a ride. In just a little less than a…
“A Black Hole Ate My Homework, and My Roommate,” Says Astrophysics Student Building Homemade Particle Accelerator
Last week, junior Brendan Flores reported to his professor that a black hole had consumed his semester project for his Stellar Astrophysics class. He woke…
Presidential Search Committee to Select President Based on Kickboxing Match
Since the Presidential Search Committee narrowed the candidates to four, the elite all-male prospects have been training for the fight of their lives. On Friday,…
Student Would Rather Infect Whole Class with Flu Than Cover His Mouth Once
With the United States facing its worst flu season in a decade, reminders to keep sickness at home and cover one’s face during coughing or…
Dark Futures Scholarship Offers Full Tuition in Exchange for Your Immortal Soul
Students who have trouble paying for college have some good news coming down the pike: last night, the Florida legislature passed a bill approving the…
UCF Student Found Desperately Crafting Homemade Scantron Minutes Before Test
In a last ditch effort to ready herself for an impending chemistry exam, after repeatedly feeling too tired to grab a scantron from SGA offices…