This was my last year as an undergraduate at UCF and it’s been one hell of a ride. In just a little less than a…
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Finals Week Bingo 2018
B I N G O By some complete miracle, your exam is way easier than you expected In the middle of the night, cries…
UCF Student Solves the Trade War Instead of Studying for Physics Exam
Early Saturday morning, UCF sophomore Joseph Burton reportedly cleaned his entire apartment and remedied the mounting conflict between the United States and China instead of…
UCF Welcomes First Coalition of Keyboard Warriors
In an increasingly divided political climate, students are taking political activism to heart. For many brave souls, this means canvassing for candidates they believe in,…
Sophomore Files Restraining Order After Accidentally Allowing Classmate to Follow Her Finsta
This past Tuesday, sophomore Patricia Adams was shocked to find that after just 2 weeks of making small talk with classmate Avery Hart, she had…
More Than 50 Students Miss Lecture After Everyone Assumes the Door Is Locked
Earlier today, onlookers grew increasingly confused as the students of Dr. Philip Hanson’s 10:00 A.M. lecture lingered outside their classroom long after their class was…
“A Black Hole Ate My Homework, and My Roommate,” Says Astrophysics Student Building Homemade Particle Accelerator
Last week, junior Brendan Flores reported to his professor that a black hole had consumed his semester project for his Stellar Astrophysics class. He woke…
Professor Using Memes in His Lecture Clearly Trying His Best
With the widening generational gap of the smartphone era, professors in older age groups are having a harder time connecting with their students and earning…
America’s Next Industry Shark? This Student is Selling Scantrons Before His Midterm for $10
On Thursday morning, during a Principles of Microeconomics lecture with 300 students, many sat down to realize that they had forgotten the raspberry scantron for…