The Stallion Interviews with Aramark: “We Will Not Rest Until Every Building Has A Chili’s”
Over the past year, the University of Central Florida has come under fire for contracting out the new Student Union expansion project to Aramark. The…
Dude Suffers Sick Wipe-Out in Front of Student Union, Transfers
Freshman and amateur long boarder Martin Porter was enjoying his second week at UCF. He found a parking spot in Garage B, the line at…
13 Kinds Of People You’ll Meet At A UCF Tailgate
The Pong Ref:This guy turns into a beer pong rule book the minute someone takes those red solo cups out: “Hey bro, could you watch…
Professor Spends Twenty Minutes Lecturing About Student Interrupting Lecture
In an unexpected turn of events during a Friday afternoon lecture, Humanities 2210 professor Dr. Ghandis, addressed what he calls “a plague of disrespectful behavior.”…
RateYourStudents.com Gives UCF Professors Some Say in Add/Drop Decisions
In a move to bolster student-professor interaction, The University of Central Florida has created their own take on “RateMyProfessors.com,” aptly named “RateYourStudents.com.” A University spokesperson…
Hitt Orders Removal of All Knight Statues Due to Historical War Crimes
In a stunning announcement Tuesday afternoon, President John C. Hitt has ordered the removal of all Knight statues and Knight-like art from the University of…
BREAKING: Florida Department of Education Opts out of Solar Eclipse
After parents of incoming freshman voiced concerns of Monday’s solar eclipse distracting students on their first day of class, the Florida Department of Education and…
21 Things the Class of 2021 NEEDS to Know
As a generous favor to the incoming freshman, we here at The Stallion have curated a list of our top 21 tips and tricks for…
UCF Announces Plans to Take Gap Year Starting Fall 2017
The University of Central Florida has announced its plans to forgo the 2017-18 academic year in order to backpack across Europe and “discover what kind…