The Stallion’s 6 Tips for Finding Parking at UCF
A lot of things are different around campus during the summer semester, but one thing remains the same: it is impossible to find parking on…
Summer A Freshmen Assume Their Classes Will Still be this Small in the Fall
This past weekend’s reports largely conclude that freshmen students beginning enrollment this summer largely believe that their classes will still be equal in size come…
This was my last year as an undergraduate at UCF and it’s been one hell of a ride. In just a little less than a…
Finals Week Bingo 2018
B I N G O By some complete miracle, your exam is way easier than you expected In the middle of the night, cries…
Student Who Complained About Cold Weather Now Complaining About Hot Weather
Citing “unbearable heat” and “completely ridiculous conditions,” local student Paulie Gander complained at length yesterday about the intense heat of the day’s weather. This is…
UCF Student Solves the Trade War Instead of Studying for Physics Exam
Early Saturday morning, UCF sophomore Joseph Burton reportedly cleaned his entire apartment and remedied the mounting conflict between the United States and China instead of…
UCF Police to Become Actual Knights
The University of Central Florida’s police department will be undergoing major changes in the coming months. The newest initiative will outfit police officers in the…
UCF Welcomes First Coalition of Keyboard Warriors
In an increasingly divided political climate, students are taking political activism to heart. For many brave souls, this means canvassing for candidates they believe in,…
Sophomore Files Restraining Order After Accidentally Allowing Classmate to Follow Her Finsta
This past Tuesday, sophomore Patricia Adams was shocked to find that after just 2 weeks of making small talk with classmate Avery Hart, she had…