New App Reveals You and Your Professors Astrological Compatibility
“I was wondering why I failed chemistry the last two semesters,” stated sophomore engineering student, Rebecca Jones. “But once I learned Professor Hickman was a…
Study: Professors With Mandatory Attendance Requirement Most Likely Lost High School Teachers
In a groundbreaking study released at the conclusion of the Fall semester, it has been predicted by leading scientists that professors who require attendance to…
Grandmothers Enroll in UCF to Put an End to Liberal Brainwashing Machine
After a decade long battle on Facebook walls and direct messages, the elderly war on higher education has entered a new arena: University of Central…
UCF Global Will Start Sending Study Abroad Students to Epcot’s “Around the World”
Part of the college experience might involve getting the chance to pursue credits for your degree in another country. Many students within the past few…
QUIZ: Does Your Roommate Exist?
We at The Stallion know it can be hard to tell whether or not your roommate, does, in fact, exist. In order to curb reports…
UCF students perfectly content with letting Red Dead Redemption 2 ruin their GPA
After the release of the prequel to 2010’s Red Dead Redemption on October 26th, UCF saw a 30 percent decrease in student attendance, according to…
UCF Campus Group to Hold “Holy Spirit Splash” Later This Week
After this year’s rough-and-tumble Spirit Splash, it’s only natural to feel the need to cleanse one’s soul (and body.) A newly-formed religious group on campus,…
FDA Declares UCF Spirit Splash “Easily the Grossest Thing, Like Ever”
As another UCF homecoming week comes to an end, another outbreak cholera rears its ugly head back into the student body. With UCF having more…
UCF Greek Life Approves New Tri Kappa Chapter
The brothers and sisters on Greek Row are about to get a new neighbor after UCF Panhellenic recently approved a new chapter of the Kappa…