An Open Letter to UCF Bandwagon Fans
**Here at the Stallion, we encourage all of our readers have a voice, so this week we are choosing to run an open letter, written…
Politics
UCF Intramural Flag Football Team to Take a Knee; Protests and Counter-Protests Already Planned
A UCF intramural flag football team is making headlines this week after releasing a Facebook post outlining their plans to kneel during the national anthem….
New ‘Gringos Locos Tacos’ at UCF Sparks Outrage Among White Student Population
When Gringos Locos Tacos, a popular Mexican eatery originating from downtown Orlando, announced that they were opening a location on UCF’s main campus — it…
Hitt Orders Removal of All Knight Statues Due to Historical War Crimes
In a stunning announcement Tuesday afternoon, President John C. Hitt has ordered the removal of all Knight statues and Knight-like art from the University of…
How to: Survive Hurricane Season at UCF
President Donald Trump’s decision to withdraw from the Paris Climate Agreement last Thursday spawned criticism from all sides, with the most recent outcry coming from…
BREAKING: Evidence of USF Tampering in UCF SGA Election
In a stunning announcement, the UCF Cyber Defense Team has officially come forward with evidence that USF interfered in the 2017 SGA elections. According…
Greek Row Declares Independence, Secedes from University
The Interfraternity Council, NPHC, PAN, and DGC have all joined together to form a coalition of Greek life students planning to secede from the University….
FSU Threatens to Reclaim UCF Land Among Speculation Seminoles Once Lived Here
Unexpected news came earlier this week that UCF junior Chris Winehart, majoring in anthropology, has made the shocking discovery that native americans may have once…
Socialist Stage SGA Coup, Attempt to Institute Bell Curve Grading
The University of Central Florida is in danger from the silent liberal agenda, and it has been for years. Now Student Government is planning to…