Grandmothers Enroll in UCF to Put an End to Liberal Brainwashing Machine
After a decade long battle on Facebook walls and direct messages, the elderly war on higher education has entered a new arena: University of Central…
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UCF Greek Life Approves New Tri Kappa Chapter
The brothers and sisters on Greek Row are about to get a new neighbor after UCF Panhellenic recently approved a new chapter of the Kappa…
Ron DeSantis Refutes Claims of Racism by Coming out as Colorblind
Floridians watched in awe of the bravery displayed by Ron DeSantis: during a ripping debate hosted by the liberal, local, media. The Gubernatorial candidate stood…
Capitalist Company Saves UCF From Communist Bikeshare
As many students have been made aware, LimeBikes have taken over campus. But what many may not realize, is that the emergence of LimeBikes serves…
Gringos Locos Opens to Protests Over Racially Insensitive Name
Protestors from both sides of the aisle have surrounded the Gringos Locos on campus following its September opening. College Democrats stand outside a newly opened…
INVESTIGATION: LimeBikes a Symbol for White Supremacy?
The ride-sharing program, “LimeBikes”, brought to UCF earlier this semester has recently faced accusations of being a symbol and communication tool for underground white supremacy…
UCF to Deport All Transfer Students to USF
In a controversial decision by freshman UCF President Dale Whittaker, it has now been signed into UCF policy that all transfer students will be immediately…
What Does the Mowing of the Free Speech Lawn Mean for your First Amendment Rights?
UCF landscaping services faces a rough patch as they deal with a very serious line of questioning: is cutting our grass also cutting down on…
Presidential Search Committee to Select President Based on Kickboxing Match
Since the Presidential Search Committee narrowed the candidates to four, the elite all-male prospects have been training for the fight of their lives. On Friday,…