63 South Employee Accidentally Stumbles Upon Subterranean ‘Feral Commons’
A student’s accidental trip into the basement of renowned food establishment 63 South has revealed the existence of what students are now deeming ‘Feral Commons’….
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Ron DeSantis Refutes Claims of Racism by Coming out as Colorblind
Floridians watched in awe of the bravery displayed by Ron DeSantis: during a ripping debate hosted by the liberal, local, media. The Gubernatorial candidate stood…
UCF Starbucks runs out of Pumpkin Spice Lattes; Sororities on ‘Red Alert’
With the recent cooling down of temperature, many students are enjoying the fall weather. However, for some students, this recent drop in degrees temperature spells…
UCF to Begin Auctioning off Parking Spaces for New Downtown Campus
Parking has long been a major concern for students and staff. In order to avoid further complications for the new UCF Downtown Campus set to…
Job Fair Hopes to Get More Attendance by Giving Girls Free Cover
Intern Pursuit Closes Wage Gap by Letting Women in for Free Another Intern Pursuit has come to a close at UCF, but this year the…
Capitalist Company Saves UCF From Communist Bikeshare
As many students have been made aware, LimeBikes have taken over campus. But what many may not realize, is that the emergence of LimeBikes serves…
New Study Finds Nobody Really Knows What The Heck is Happening Anymore, Actually
Following reports of general confusion and distress following the first quarter of the semester, a new study has found that nobody really knows what is…
Gringos Locos Opens to Protests Over Racially Insensitive Name
Protestors from both sides of the aisle have surrounded the Gringos Locos on campus following its September opening. College Democrats stand outside a newly opened…
INVESTIGATION: LimeBikes a Symbol for White Supremacy?
The ride-sharing program, “LimeBikes”, brought to UCF earlier this semester has recently faced accusations of being a symbol and communication tool for underground white supremacy…