UCF Unaffected by Government Shutdown: Student Slaves aren’t Considered Federal Employees
Student Intern Eric Costello was hard at work filling the holes of the Park and Ride softball field. Despite his bucket hat- Eric’s face was…
Campus Life
Grandmothers Enroll in UCF to Put an End to Liberal Brainwashing Machine
After a decade long battle on Facebook walls and direct messages, the elderly war on higher education has entered a new arena: University of Central…
QUIZ: Does Your Roommate Exist?
We at The Stallion know it can be hard to tell whether or not your roommate, does, in fact, exist. In order to curb reports…
UCF students perfectly content with letting Red Dead Redemption 2 ruin their GPA
After the release of the prequel to 2010’s Red Dead Redemption on October 26th, UCF saw a 30 percent decrease in student attendance, according to…
UCF Campus Group to Hold “Holy Spirit Splash” Later This Week
After this year’s rough-and-tumble Spirit Splash, it’s only natural to feel the need to cleanse one’s soul (and body.) A newly-formed religious group on campus,…
FDA Declares UCF Spirit Splash “Easily the Grossest Thing, Like Ever”
As another UCF homecoming week comes to an end, another outbreak cholera rears its ugly head back into the student body. With UCF having more…
UCF Greek Life Approves New Tri Kappa Chapter
The brothers and sisters on Greek Row are about to get a new neighbor after UCF Panhellenic recently approved a new chapter of the Kappa…
UCF to Tear Down Health and Public Affairs Buildings I & II to Build ‘Mega-Starbucks.’
Recent plans have emerged for new developments on the UCF Main Campus. Health and Public Affairs (HPA) Buildings 1 & 2 are set for demolition…
63 South Employee Accidentally Stumbles Upon Subterranean ‘Feral Commons’
A student’s accidental trip into the basement of renowned food establishment 63 South has revealed the existence of what students are now deeming ‘Feral Commons’….