QUIZ: Is your Professor just 3 Kids in a Trench Coat?
We’ve all been there. You’re sitting in class, annoyed that your professor has no knowledge on the topic at hand, when you start to think:…
We’ve all been there. You’re sitting in class, annoyed that your professor has no knowledge on the topic at hand, when you start to think:…
“Exam weeks and Xanax weeks often go hand in hand,” an official UCF email sent to the entire UCF student body stated. “But fear not…
Due to the miscalculated funds and money laundering associated with the new Trevor Colbourn Hall, the Department of Foreign Language was able to add a…
“Jesus f–king Christ they’re f**cking here again, ” a phrase used in its most literal sense by UCF student, Andres Pullos. The Orlando native entered…
Following recent complaints from fans regarding the new ticketing system for football games, UCF Athletics, in partnership with Walt Disney World Resorts, has unveiled plans…
After months of consistently dwindling sales, the UCF Bookstore announced last Thursday it would be introducing a new “Happy Hour.” Where between 11am-1pm they will…
Sources have been speculating as to whether or not freshman Ashley Torres is going through, like, a thing right now. A newly-purchased box of red…
In another great victory for American capitalism, media giant Disney flexed its cultural muscles and paid a lump sum of $6 million to the category…
God has recently announced that professors who assign McGraw-Hill Connect homework “must answer for their crimes”. In a proclamation last week, God Themselves came down…