About Us - The Stallion

Created in February of 2017, The Stallion is a group of students and alumni from all corners of the University of Central Florida that have gathered to satirize the absurdities of college life and more.

Looking to join the family? We currently are looking for those experienced with advertising, social media, and interested in producing videos. Any interest in collaboration and all official communication will go through our email at thesaltystallion@gmail.com or through our official facebook page The Stallion UCF.

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The Staff

Spring 2018

Jake Howard

Stallion Founder

Jake is a Biomedical Sciences major, outdoorsman, and mechanic for exclusively Ford Rangers. When his truck is broken you can find him power walking through campus. Read his nonsensical tweets at @jjkaehoward.

Emily Romero

Co-Editor

Emily is a Computer Science major, artist, and professional defiler of the English language. See her display of obscure memes and objectively bad humor at

Josh “Wādé” Wade

Co-Editor

Josh is a Computer Science major, apple juice sommelier, and junior varsity dungeon master. As a way of taking breaks from his lifelong quest to find the perfect place for brunch, he occasionally writes satire articles. You can find his collection of out-of-context roommate quotes at @HeyJoshWade

Adam Sage

Head Writer

Adam Sage is a double major in Music and Sound Technology and Marketing. When he isn’t writing satire or making funky beats, he’s busy kiteboarding and making jokes that only he understands.

Matt Ubl

Writer

Matt is an Aerospace Engineering major, semi-professional playwright, and a firm believer that the Citronaut should be UCF’s official mascot. You can find his semi-monthly tweets at @MattUbl.

Alexi Saliba

Graphic Artist

Some say that photoshopped once asked her for a tutorial. All we know is Alexi is our graphic designer who seems to always be able to create just the right image for each article. Follow her artistic journey on twitter at @Salibruuh.

Tyler Gros

Graphic Artist

If you would tell Tyler that “you cannot be a graphic designer if you are colorblind,” he’d probably agree with you. However somehow he’s slipped through the cracks even though he didn’t know his colors scheme was predominantly blue. He has yet to discover twitter, so for now his Instagram tyler_gg13 will have to do.

Devi Mody

Writer

Devi is studying Criminal Justice and Film, and no, she isn’t going to make cop shows. She loves everything Chicago, especially bean shaped art. Her soul may be as cold as ice as she attempts to destroy the patriarchy, but she can’t stay in a room that’s under 80 degrees.

Sam Hunter

Writer

Sam takes great pride in being the Token Conspiracy Theorist Friend of many and the Kid Heard Muttering Jokes to many more. Often found perusing LinkedIn despite lacking a concrete career path. Lover of Groupon. Living with the Land fastpass booker. She also takes photos of theme parks, regular parks, and cool people @shunter_ on the gram.

Hunter Spivey

Writer

A writer, improviser, and honorary Canadian, Hunter really wants one of those Keith Harring shirts. However, he is in no way related to British paralympic ping-pong champion Jack Hunter-Spivey, though he wishes he was. Follow him on Twitter and Medium.com @NasdaqSquirrel .

Isabella Ruiz

Social Media Manager

Isabella Ruiz doesn’t have a sense of identity but is good at convincing people she does. Being an avid dog and coffee lover who hates math, her accomplishments include voting for President Obama (in spirit) and knowing her alphabet backwards. You can find her on social media @Isabella_Ruizzz

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