About Us

Created in February of 2017, The Stallion is a group of students and alumni from all corners of the University of Central Florida that have gathered to satirize the absurdities of college life and more.

Looking to join the family? We currently are looking for those experienced with advertising, social media, and interested in producing videos. Any interest in collaboration and all official communication will go through our email at thesaltystallion@gmail.com or through our official facebook page The Stallion UCF.

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The Staff

Fall 2017

Jake Howard

CIA Sponsored Dictator

Jake is a Biomedical Sciences major, outdoorsman, and mechanic for exclusively Ford Rangers. When not blabbering on about the ridiculous things he does to his modes of transportation you can find him power walking through campus. Read his nonsensical tweets at @jjkaehoward.

Matt Ubl

Head Writer (Spaceflight and Broadway Critic)

Matt is an Aerospace Engineering major, semi-professional playwright, and a firm believer that the Citronaut should be UCF’s official mascot. You can find his semi-monthly tweets at @MattUbl.

Rachel Brosseau

Editor in Chief of the Chief

Rachel Brosseau is a high school English teacher and Harry Potter enthusiast, and UCF alumni/quasi-grad student. She enjoys correcting other peoples’ grammar, hanging out with her husband and three cats, and agonizing over what to put in her bio. She’d include her social media information, but she’s afraid one of her students might come across this page.

Trevor Brosseau

Editor in Chief

Trevor Brosseau is a UCF Alumni/quasi-grad student, high school English teacher, coffee drinker, and huge nerd. His hobbies include gaming, cooking, and hanging with his wife and cats – though he is often stuck grading. He is likely the most social antisocial person you’ve never met.


Alexi Saliba

Graphic Artist

Some say that photoshopped once asked her for a tutorial. All we know is Alexi is our graphic designer who seems to always be able to create just the right image for each article. Follow her artistic journey on twitter at @Salibruuh.

Tyler Gros

Graphic Artist

If you would tell Tyler that “you cannot be a graphic designer if you are colorblind,” he’d probably agree with you. However somehow he’s slipped through the cracks even though he didn’t know his colors scheme was predominantly blue. He has yet to discover twitter, so for now his Instagram tyler_gg13 will have to do.


Devi Mody


Devi is studying Criminal Justice and Film, and no, she isn’t going to make cop shows. She loves everything Chicago, especially bean shaped art. Her soul may be as cold as ice as she attempts to destroy the patriarchy, but she can’t stay in a room that’s under 80 degrees. Follow her Twitter at @DeviMody for grammatically correct nonsense.


Josh “Wādé” Wade


Josh is a Computer Science major, apple juice sommelier, and junior varsity dungeon master. As a way of taking breaks from his lifelong quest to find the perfect place for brunch, he occasionally writes satire articles. You can find his collection of out-of-context roommate quotes at @TwoZeroNinePlus.

Dimitri Tzamaras


Dimitri is a junior Journalism major who enjoys writing about sports, politics, and all sorts of other whacky stuff. He has been described as a passionate lover, rugged adventurer, and all-around play-boy. Watch him on Hitting the Field, UCF’s student run sport show, or read his articles with Nicholson Student Media – if that’s too much reading for you, just catch him 140 characters at a time on his twitter @MeechDT.

Josh Holder

Special Content Writer

Josh is a Social Sciences Education major who loves the fictional history of Game of Thrones almost as much as real history. He enjoys watching ice hockey, cracking open a cold Dr. Pepper with the boys, and crafting wholesome memes for The Stallion. If Josh ever decides to get back on Twitter you can follow him @sirjoshholder.

Emily Romero

Special Content Writer (Aesthetics Correspondent)

Emily is an Economics/Political Science major, grilled cheese sandwich connoisseur, Mac Demarco enthusiast, and professional defiler of the English language. See her display of obscure memes and objectively bad puns at @emily_radmero.

Andrew Franklin

Special Content Writer

Andrew is a former UCF Biomed major who pivoted to Film when he realized he had no aspirations of holding a job. When he’s not writing listicles for us, or watching a truly obscene number of movies, he likes to pretend to be a political pundit on Twitter. For the hottest of retweets, follow him at @darthconnery


Stallion Alumni

Maria Campbell

Writer (Spring 17′)
Spencer Lasday
Writer (Spring+Summer 17′)

A special thanks to

The FAU’s The Hoot for helping us when we first decided to start this shin dig

Rohan Nakka for helping spread our content on Twitter


our readers and many others who made this effort so enjoyable

~The Stallion Staff of  Spring 2017


All official communication will go through our email at thesaltystallion@gmail.com or through our official facebook page The Stallion UCF.