About Us

Created in February of 2017, The Stallion is a group of students and alumni from all corners of the University of Central Florida that have gathered to satirize the absurdities of college life and more.

Looking to join the family? We currently are looking for those experienced with advertising, social media, and interested in producing videos. Any interest in collaboration and all official communication will go through our email at thesaltystallion@gmail.com or through our official facebook page The Stallion UCF.

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The Staff

Spring 2018

Jake Howard

Stallion Founder

Jake is a Biomedical Sciences major, outdoorsman, and mechanic for exclusively Ford Rangers. When his truck is broken you can find him power walking through campus. Read his nonsensical tweets at @jjkaehoward.

Josh Holder

Special Content Writer

Josh is a Social Sciences Education major who loves the fictional history of Game of Thrones almost as much as real history. He enjoys watching ice hockey, cracking open a cold Dr. Pepper with the boys, and crafting wholesome memes for The Stallion. If Josh ever decides to get back on Twitter you can follow him @sirjoshholder.

Emily Romero


Emily is a Computer Science major, artist, and professional defiler of the English language. See her display of obscure memes and objectively bad humor at

Josh “Wādé” Wade


Josh is a Computer Science major, apple juice sommelier, and junior varsity dungeon master. As a way of taking breaks from his lifelong quest to find the perfect place for brunch, he occasionally writes satire articles. You can find his collection of out-of-context roommate quotes at @TwoZeroNinePlus.

Matt Ubl

Head Writer (Spaceflight and Broadway Critic)

Matt is an Aerospace Engineering major, semi-professional playwright, and a firm believer that the Citronaut should be UCF’s official mascot. You can find his semi-monthly tweets at @MattUbl.

Alexi Saliba

Graphic Artist

Some say that photoshopped once asked her for a tutorial. All we know is Alexi is our graphic designer who seems to always be able to create just the right image for each article. Follow her artistic journey on twitter at @Salibruuh.

Tyler Gros

Graphic Artist

If you would tell Tyler that “you cannot be a graphic designer if you are colorblind,” he’d probably agree with you. However somehow he’s slipped through the cracks even though he didn’t know his colors scheme was predominantly blue. He has yet to discover twitter, so for now his Instagram tyler_gg13 will have to do.


Devi Mody


Devi is studying Criminal Justice and Film, and no, she isn’t going to make cop shows. She loves everything Chicago, especially bean shaped art. Her soul may be as cold as ice as she attempts to destroy the patriarchy, but she can’t stay in a room that’s under 80 degrees. Follow her Twitter at @DeviMody for grammatically correct nonsense.

Stallion Alumni

Rachel Brosseau

Editor (Spring 2017-Spring 2018)

Trevor Brosseau

Editor (Spring 2017-Spring 2018)

Dimitri Tzamaras

Writer (Spring and Fall 2017)

Andrew Franklin

Writer Fall 17′

Maria Campbell

Writer (Spring 17′)
Spencer Lasday
Writer (Spring+Summer 17′)

A special thanks to


All official communication will go through our email at thesaltystallion@gmail.com or through our official facebook page The Stallion UCF.

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