QUIZ: Does Your Roommate Exist?

    We at The Stallion know it can be hard to tell whether or not your roommate, does, in fact, exist. In order to curb reports of non-existent roommates, we developed this handy quiz to see if you live with a human person or the specter of a UCF student.

 

  1. Which sounds more like your roommate’s cleaning habits?

 

  1. Occasionally uses your plates without washing them, that jerk.
  2. Sometimes their sheets look a little bit disturbed? But maybe that was just the wind?

 

     2.) You text your roommate and ask them to pick up some more paper towels, how do they respond?

 

  1. “Sure! I’ll be home around 5.”
  2. They don’t respond, but at 3 a.m. you wake up to find the paper towel roll refilled

 

     3.) What is your roommate’s major?

 

  1. Biomed, or maybe communications?
  2. I… don’t even know their name.

 

    4.) What time does your roommate normally get back to the dorm?

 

  1. Around 9 p.m. on weekdays.
  2. Every night at 3 a.m. I hear the door creak open slowly, but I only see the shadow of a person.

 

    5.) You go to your R.A. and ask them about your roommate, how do they respond?

 

  1. Why are you asking me about Stephanie? Why don’t you just talk to them yourself?
  2. Roommate? My floor roster says you live alone, that’s odd.

 

If you got mostly A’s: Congrats! Your roommate definitely exists! Have fun living with a real person!

 

If you got mostly B’s: Ooooh tough luck, it seems like your roommate doesn’t exist, at least not in the mortal plane, perhaps try using a ouija board to contact them.

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